Day Cinq!

Wooo, it's Heather's Birthday. Well, blog six is technically the day of Heather's birthday, but it's midnight so whatever. It's day five somewhere in the world!




Heather passed out in my bed. Fuck yeah.

Then she started finding things in my room. She needed to try them all on.

Literally all of them.

"If this plan crashes, I'll go up, have sex with the girl in the front row...."

I BRUSHIN DEM TEEFS. THIS BE MY EDWARD CULLEN GLARE.

Heather has a dick in her mouth obviously.

Eventually we did get dressed and decided to head downtown. This is Heather driving like JD Per-I mean, Edward Cullen

We listened to Valencia on the way. WOO VALENCIA.

We got drunk on the way, and then hungover, and then talked about it.

Then I cut off Heather's hand and put it in a fence...

Subway Station. Public Transit is awesome.

Oh hey, Heather has both hands again.

What nice scenery....haha Toronto.

GEORGEOUS, WHERE ART THOU?

Heather is in JD's pants. D:

Here comes the subway!

Heather just said "butt chin" about Demi Lavoto. That is all.

The Beer Store. American's never believe this exists. If this is closed, we can't get beer. No corner store convenience for us.

Slutty model dancing in the window of a terrible adult store. I bet she's cold.

I don't even know what this is, but the name was hilarious.

This is where I get all my concert tickets. Rotate This you make my life.

The Academy Is... got the idea for "His Girl Friday" from this obviously.

I sent Heather here. And to the National Bank of Karma.

This is where I work part-time.

"You are here"

The sign language sign for...uhm...you can probably figure it out.

Decorating the tree! I think my mom and Heather were looking at the Baby Jesus in the nativity scene....odd.

Said Nativity Scene.

Heather's bum...which she actually has courtesy of these lovely pants.

Us short people have it tough.

BROWN COW!!!

"Do ye love meh? Do ya think you could evar love meh?"

Closest Heather can get to Bailey's without getting her eyes wet.

Best lollipop ever. Heather did some odd things with it though....

My feather Christmas tree. I love it.

Heather is hardcore and passed out on my bed from too much Bailey's.

She's a classy lady. And is also 20 now!

Expect great things to come tomorrow! (well, it might end up being Monday...I'm bad at this whole updating on the same day, haha). Hope you enjoyed.